Ridikzappa 7:37 Fri May 12
Badly Explain Your Profession
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I make paper sheets that has writing on it that asks people to pay money and some pay it and others don't.
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El Scorchio
9:53 Tue May 16
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I try and coerce people into watching things.
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Pee Wee
12:22 Tue May 16
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I go to people's places of work and design and sell them places of work to go with their places of work
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Gavros
12:17 Tue May 16
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Justin P - the world's first openly gay stuntman.
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Justin P
12:14 Tue May 16
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no, people know what i do
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Gavros
8:30 Mon May 15
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I put my penis into fit young women on camera then spill my beans all over their BOAT
*wakes up crying again*
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SecondOpinion
8:27 Mon May 15
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I make sense of nonsense other people make
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Dan M
6:51 Mon May 15
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I look at things people have made and then tell other people to look at them as well.
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lmwhu
6:26 Mon May 15
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I make sure groups of people have the right information to help them make a decision. They then give me that decision and I make sure another group of people don't fuck it up.
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andywestham
4:58 Mon May 15
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I make people want stuff that they didn't know they wanted
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Swiss.
4:24 Mon May 15
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I go to Banks, Insurance companies and HR companies and tell them their existing financials software is rubbish and tell them to replace it for millions. And in the process I get paid a lot.
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whu&eng1
3:38 Mon May 15
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some of these replies are quite cryptic !
I copy and paste things all day, surrounded by millionaires..
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bill green
3:08 Mon May 15
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on my first day I'm given a piece of paper, I wander around offices with the paper and a coffee and on my last day I return the paper.
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Ace of Spades
12:26 Mon May 15
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I turn things off and on again and if that doesn't work I try it again until it does work.
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devonhammer
11:10 Mon May 15
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I drive around for 12 hours a day ( or night) picking people up off the floor. Mostly old people...... sometimes pissed people..... sometimes old pissed people.
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11MDE
11:16 Sun May 14
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I press green buttons.
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clarky
4:31 Sun May 14
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I create shit from dead trees
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Roby
2:16 Sun May 14
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I work in a team with no money and constantly do not get bridges fixed on time which causes traffic chaos. We also regularly ignore known defects leaving my boss open to a corporate manslaughter charge.
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StratfordStan
2:12 Sun May 14
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I sell storage containers for people whose hearts have stopped
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frank marker
9:25 Sat May 13
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I disappoint optimistic arrivals by telling the truth and pretending I know more than I do.
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Leatherhead Hammer
9:15 Sat May 13
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Mean people ring me up and say hurty things but I say sorry and be really nice to them.
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medwayhammer1
6:56 Sat May 13
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I piss off people with complex needs, who like to go to bed early, by making them stay up until there feed stops.
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